








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8229 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6817 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5148 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3564 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $994,999 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Varr!0n | 45% | 182 |
| #2 | Qual!TY | 44% | 71 |
| #3 | akagami | 43% | 330 |
| #4 | Jarr!0n | 41% | 205 |
| #5 | TahirZadeh | 39% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akagami | 30 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Jarr!0n | 29 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Varr!0n | 29 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | TahirZadeh | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Varyox!0n | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akagami | 715 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | TahirZadeh | 205 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jarr!0n | 197 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Varr!0n | 168 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Qual!TY | 110 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Varr!0n | +2.06 | 56 | 35 |
| #2 | Jarr!0n | +1.80 | 54 | 44 |
| #3 | Varyox!0n | +0.74 | 74 | 41 |
| #4 | akagami | -0.15 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | RAD1AC | -1.06 | 41 | 61 |





