








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,045 | |
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 484 | 18% |
| Smokes | 492 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 881 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,607 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ToByZzXD -iwnl- | 78% | 9 |
| #6 | ɾҽҽɾ | 77% | 22 |
| #7 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | 75% | 8 |
| #8 | 1.cuz | 75% | 16 |
| #9 | JagrN | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [VLG] Et Ulltæppe | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | ɾҽҽɾ | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | 25 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Amdal | 24 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | JagrN | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William | +5.81 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | 1.cuz | +4.51 | 74 | 36 |
| #3 | RceveR | +3.26 | 80 | 44 |
| #4 | [VLG] Et Ulltæppe | +2.85 | 82 | 45 |
| #5 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | +2.05 | 94 | 60 |





