








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 27% |
| Smokes | 836 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 757 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,693 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1TO | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Amdal | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | William | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | RceveR | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | zitan- | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1TO | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Amdal | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | William | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | RceveR | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | zitan- | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William | 3 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | N1TO | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | RceveR | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Amdal | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amdal | 101 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | N1TO | 91 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | RceveR | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | zitan- | 36 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | William | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William | +4.24 | 93 | 48 |
| #2 | zitan- | +2.63 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | JagrN | +2.08 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | RceveR | +0.94 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | N1TO | +0.28 | 72 | 61 |





