








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 749 | 22% |
| Smokes | 419 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1453 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 786 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,690 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛴THE Onion Miser⛴ (XM CHAD) | 60 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | OnionMaster777 | 23 | 0.0310 |
| #3 | Zalty | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | RaidenCP | 5 | 0.0202 |
| #5 | Diesel | 3 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zalty | +7.09 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | RaidenCP | +4.91 | 88 | 37 |
| #3 | Diesel | +3.14 | 48 | 37 |
| #4 | OkayBlade | +2.29 | 78 | 48 |
| #5 | ⛴THE Onion Miser⛴ (XM CHAD) | +0.08 | 32 | 23 |





