








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3088 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2934 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 840 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,112 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitsuri | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | reforce | 64% | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ Мata | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | miyabi | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | NekoNexu | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Мata | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | miyabi | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | NekoNexu | 52% | 56 |
| #6 | hibiki | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | Boeing 767-223ER (N334AA) | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boeing 767-223ER (N334AA) | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | reforce | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | NekoNexu | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ✪ Мata | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | miyabi | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NekoNexu | 184 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | reforce | 169 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | hibiki | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | miyabi | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | mitsuri | 21 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | +5.52 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | NekoNexu | +1.48 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | shai :> | +1.10 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Мata | -0.45 | 72 | 21 |
| #5 | mitsuri | -1.37 | 48 | 55 |





