








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 988 | 32% |
| Smokes | 424 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 929 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 748 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,456,144 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Мata | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | reforce | 50% | 122 |
| #3 | shai :> | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | dog1ess | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Мata | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | reforce | 50% | 122 |
| #3 | shai :> | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | dog1ess | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | shai :> | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | dog1ess | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✪ Мata | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | 297 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | shai :> | 101 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | dog1ess | 95 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ Мata | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | +4.47 | 98 | 56 |
| #2 | shai :> | +0.80 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ Мata | -0.45 | 74 | 31 |
| #4 | dog1ess | -0.85 | 69 | 31 |
| #5 | Boeing 767-223ER (N334AA) | -0.92 | 66 | 34 |





