








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6967 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6712 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7203 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5469 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,362,770 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuddel | 58% | 57 |
| #2 | trymha | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Aqua | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | Ezy | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Odini | 52% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubz | 199 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Aqua | 181 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | trymha | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ezy | 157 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Odini | 149 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuddel | +2.53 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | Aqua | +2.20 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | trymha | +1.99 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | BDE | Harjar | +1.31 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Rubz | +0.90 | 74 | 65 |





