








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2105 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3032 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3641 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3178 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,694,835 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeanPeePee | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Pandemic! At The Disco | 47% | 386 |
| #4 | Roopy | 46% | 493 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeanPeePee | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Pandemic! At The Disco | 47% | 386 |
| #4 | Roopy | 46% | 493 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roopy | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Pandemic! At The Disco | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | LeanPeePee | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pandemic! At The Disco | 897 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | Roopy | 590 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | LeanPeePee | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shigetora | +4.66 | 84 | 47 |
| #2 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | +4.50 | 95 | 60 |
| #3 | Pandemic! At The Disco | -0.51 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | LeanPeePee | -3.39 | 21 | 34 |
| #5 | Roopy | -5.32 | 26 | 37 |





