








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5501 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4735 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2999 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,751,709 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1286 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roopy | 50% | 191 |
| #2 | shigetora | 47% | 386 |
| #3 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roopy | 50% | 191 |
| #2 | shigetora | 47% | 386 |
| #3 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shigetora | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Roopy | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roopy | 265 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | shigetora | 259 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sh the cr4ck r4coon | +4.22 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | shigetora | +3.76 | 84 | 48 |
| #3 | Pandemic! At The Disco | -0.40 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | Roopy | -4.07 | 24 | 36 |





