








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 261 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Renown | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3300 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4103 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2424 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2959 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,514,583 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AVP | 54% | 151 |
| #2 | Rinkebyragnar | 54% | 148 |
| #3 | 9kg ballast | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | higuys | 47% | 300 |
| #5 | Williams_Timp | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AVP | 54% | 151 |
| #2 | Rinkebyragnar | 54% | 148 |
| #3 | 9kg ballast | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | higuys | 47% | 300 |
| #5 | Williams_Timp | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9kg ballast | 16 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Rinkebyragnar | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | higuys | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | AVP | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Williams_Timp | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | higuys | 784 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | AVP | 534 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | 9kg ballast | 409 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #4 | Rinkebyragnar | 393 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Williams_Timp | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainer | +1.63 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Rinkebyragnar | -0.57 | 53 | 62 |
| #3 | AVP | -0.58 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | higuys | -0.81 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Williams_Timp | -1.61 | 71 | 59 |





