








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10644 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10996 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 13588 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 10328 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,326,138 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1044 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bertiiimba | 58% | 132 |
| #2 | MrFr3ak | 50% | 224 |
| #3 | predch | 50% | 173 |
| #4 | 3W | Lizard | 47% | 444 |
| #5 | PLAGA | 46% | 449 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bertiiimba | +5.41 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | MrFr3ak | +3.32 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | predch | +3.06 | 52 | 48 |
| #4 | PLAGA | +2.06 | 52 | 80 |
| #5 | GODMODe | +1.20 | 68 | 60 |





