








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 392 matches | ||
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21747 | 38% |
| Smokes | 13499 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10118 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11512 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,610,717 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bertiiimba | +3.51 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | MrFr3ak | +1.79 | 57 | 66 |
| #3 | LewK | +1.21 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | PLAGA | +1.10 | 52 | 80 |
| #5 | 5nus_Abuser | +1.02 | 70 | 47 |





