








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 294 matches | ||
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11167 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7001 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6604 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7228 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,768,693 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PLAGA | 51% | 597 |
| #6 | tamsin | 50% | 224 |
| #7 | LewK | 49% | 225 |
| #8 | 3W | Lizard | 49% | 142 |
| #9 | 5nus_Abuser | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bertiiimba | +3.37 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | MrFr3ak | +1.82 | 58 | 66 |
| #3 | 5nus_Abuser | +0.75 | 77 | 51 |
| #4 | LewK | +0.68 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | GODMODe | +0.19 | 65 | 59 |





