








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2917 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3507 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2105 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,373 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Nico Santos | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | makusha | 57% | 147 |
| #4 | xSalva | 49% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Nico Santos | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | makusha | 57% | 147 |
| #4 | xSalva | 49% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSalva | 30 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | makusha | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Nico Santos | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSalva | 2004 | 0.33 | 55 min |
| #2 | makusha | 104 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nico Santos | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makusha | +3.23 | 73 | 43 |
| #2 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | +2.47 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | xSalva | +0.59 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | Nico Santos | +0.29 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | luc39 | +0.27 | 73 | 54 |





