








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




332 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6452 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9096 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4962 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7228 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,845,899 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keanu of Rivia | 810 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | CAKOTASS | 699 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jer!! | 494 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | conito | 436 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Xanny | 293 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keanu of Rivia | +5.21 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | Kuka Trap (Kuka killer) | +4.70 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | Xanny | +4.10 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | ☼TheDonnas | +3.89 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | conito | +1.72 | 48 | 55 |





