








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
85 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 71 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 35 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,100 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɐʞʞᴉɐls ᴉɹɐʇsǝɯ | 27% | 11 |
| #2 | PELJANDER | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | BigWili | 20% | 15 |
| #4 | OGPOSTI | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | Seppo Raju | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɐʞʞᴉɐls ᴉɹɐʇsǝɯ | 27% | 11 |
| #2 | PELJANDER | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | BigWili | 20% | 15 |
| #4 | OGPOSTI | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | Seppo Raju | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigWili | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | OGPOSTI | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | PELJANDER | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGPOSTI | 49 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | ɐʞʞᴉɐls ᴉɹɐʇsǝɯ | 40 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | BigWili | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Seppo Raju | 15 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | PELJANDER | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seppo Raju | +6.33 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | BigWili | +2.33 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | PELJANDER | +0.89 | 64 | 42 |
| #4 | OGPOSTI | +0.52 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | ɐʞʞᴉɐls ᴉɹɐʇsǝɯ | -2.23 | 62 | 60 |





