








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 473 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




149 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1047 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 735 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 452 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,014 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puppygirl sel :3 | 52% | 292 |
| #2 | 『 KDK 』 | 48% | 151 |
| #3 | Fortnite BBW | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | zoeybikes | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puppygirl sel :3 | 52% | 292 |
| #2 | 『 KDK 』 | 48% | 151 |
| #3 | Fortnite BBW | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | zoeybikes | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortnite BBW | 33 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | 『 KDK 』 | 29 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | puppygirl sel :3 | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | zoeybikes | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『 KDK 』 | 304 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | puppygirl sel :3 | 197 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | zoeybikes | 130 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fortnite BBW | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chudington | +2.86 | 69 | 12 |
| #2 | 『 KDK 』 | +2.17 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | puppygirl sel :3 | +0.60 | 74 | 29 |
| #4 | zoeybikes | -0.50 | 31 | 51 |
| #5 | Fortnite BBW | -2.02 | 9 | 18 |





