








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 536 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




376 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 605 | 30% |
| Smokes | 552 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 326 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,105 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chudington | 48% | 63 |
| #2 | Stone Cold Steve Aiden | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | Console ツ | 38% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chudington | 48% | 63 |
| #2 | Stone Cold Steve Aiden | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | Console ツ | 38% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stone Cold Steve Aiden | 21 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | Console ツ | 18 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | chudington | 16 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stone Cold Steve Aiden | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | Console ツ | 31 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | chudington | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Console ツ | +6.10 | 55 | 22 |
| #2 | chudington | +5.20 | 56 | 9 |
| #3 | Stone Cold Steve Aiden | +0.19 | 37 | 22 |
| #4 | Fortnite BBW | -1.46 | 12 | 15 |





