








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 79 | 15% |
| Smokes | 139 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 181 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 140 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,520 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Huilu | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | Leino | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | INFERNO SS | 34% | 35 |
| #12 | LOLMAO ♿ | 20% | 20 |
| #13 | OFFICE IS MY LIFE | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INFERNO SS | 10 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Leino | 4 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | Huilu | 3 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | OFFICE IS MY LIFE | 3 | 0.0234 |
| #5 | fREJZER11 | 2 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leino | +3.11 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | mexyou | +2.33 | 90 | 68 |
| #3 | fREJZER11 | +1.72 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | Huilu | +1.45 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | 112 soitettu | +1.43 | 89 | 18 |





