








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7165 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4363 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3250 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3854 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,240,994 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miku | 67% | 45 |
| #2 | mexyou | 65% | 49 |
| #3 | kassb | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | Smorg | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | marazzi | 58% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | AJJ | 54% | 56 |
| #11 | ^Herkkupala | 53% | 32 |
| #12 | tikkanen | 52% | 71 |
| #13 | Jeff51 | 47% | 58 |
| #14 | Pannaaninkuori | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megamango | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | XPeecc 🌪 | 13 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Jeff51 | 12 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Styxxx Youngbone | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Albion | 7 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megamango | 886 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | XPeecc 🌪 | 197 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Albion | 155 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jeff51 | 152 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | ^Herkkupala | 147 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mexyou | +3.17 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | kassb | +2.76 | 76 | 35 |
| #3 | megamango | +2.18 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Huilu | +2.10 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | Miku | +1.77 | 83 | 51 |





