








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 824 | 34% |
| Smokes | 623 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 215 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,465 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | Sóða StráGur | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | RuMpuTusKi | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | Kushmaster | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | x/o khA9z | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | PALLI | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sóða StráGur | 1 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | x/o khA9z | 1 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Kushmaster | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kushmaster | +2.62 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | TEsA | +2.14 | 38 | 85 |
| #3 | PALLI | +1.81 | 75 | 42 |
| #4 | RuMpuTusKi | +1.25 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | Sóða StráGur | -0.00 | 42 | 53 |





