








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 32% |
| Smokes | 376 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 401 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 412 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,894 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKKU | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | himas? SKINI | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ylivoimai | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Arska98 | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | LEVEEKS Tiucka | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | JuhoB | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | Lapatti | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | nipa:D | 43% | 7 |
| #12 | Noname | 38% | 8 |
| #13 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | nipa:D | 1 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | ylivoimai | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapatti | 69 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | NipaFro | 62 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | LEVEEKS Tiucka | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ШЬдушеыш | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | JuhoB | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nipa:D | +2.57 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | NipaFro | +2.41 | 74 | 80 |
| #3 | MARKKU | +1.69 | 27 | 58 |
| #4 | Noname | +1.08 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | himas? SKINI | +0.70 | 90 | 63 |





