








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 173 | 19% |
| Smokes | 189 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 266 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 278 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,106 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nipa:D | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | LEVEEKS Tiucka | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | NipaFro | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | himas? SKINI | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | asdsdhene | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | himas? SKINI | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | asdsdhene | 57% | 7 |
| #6 | stewstepbro | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | JuhoB | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | Lapatti | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NipaFro | 52 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | stewstepbro | 48 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lapatti | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | JuhoB | 27 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | LEVEEKS Tiucka | 18 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nipa:D | +7.61 | 59 | 68 |
| #2 | LEVEEKS Tiucka | +3.28 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | JuhoB | +1.19 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | NipaFro | +0.75 | 75 | 79 |
| #5 | asdsdhene | -0.02 | 87 | 47 |





