








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1555 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2197 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1591 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $868,911 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | sukuna | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | makusha | 75% | 24 |
| #4 | Xxplosive | 71% | 21 |
| #5 | Nico Santos | 68% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSalva | 570 | 0.38 | 16 min |
| #2 | ERKAN gmbh | 132 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | luc39 | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nico Santos | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | sukuna | 101 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +4.33 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | RALF SIGGL 1DEAG DIGGI | +4.31 | 77 | 47 |
| #3 | sukuna | +3.50 | 88 | 94 |
| #4 | makusha | +3.18 | 75 | 35 |
| #5 | ERKAN gmbh | +1.81 | 90 | 62 |





