








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1065 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8195 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5758 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4647 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3794 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,430 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PMB | 53% | 245 |
| #2 | oAk | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | Noscar | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | danishboi | 49% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PMB | 53% | 245 |
| #2 | oAk | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | Noscar | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | danishboi | 49% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danishboi | 62 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | oAk | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | PMB | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Noscar | 10 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PMB | 621 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | oAk | 569 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | danishboi | 502 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Noscar | 117 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rewaldt | +3.18 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Noscar | +0.96 | 77 | 49 |
| #3 | danishboi | -1.24 | 35 | 56 |
| #4 | oAk | -1.35 | 30 | 69 |
| #5 | PMB | -1.99 | 18 | 45 |





