








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4286 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5034 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4689 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3316 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,574,081 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swedishboi | 52% | 84 |
| #2 | PMB | 49% | 159 |
| #3 | Rewaldt | 49% | 249 |
| #4 | oAk | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swedishboi | 52% | 84 |
| #2 | PMB | 49% | 159 |
| #3 | Rewaldt | 49% | 249 |
| #4 | oAk | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rewaldt | 43 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | oAk | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | swedishboi | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | PMB | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rewaldt | 934 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | PMB | 419 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | oAk | 342 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | swedishboi | 298 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rewaldt | +3.32 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | swedishboi | +3.05 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | danishboi | -0.80 | 37 | 60 |
| #4 | PMB | -2.48 | 19 | 48 |
| #5 | oAk | -2.60 | 31 | 67 |





