








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2528 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2330 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4258 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3319 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,759 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiisulonjanu | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Viherjuoma | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | ˢqⁿᵉ | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | KriSUS | 47% | 266 |
| #5 | mork | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mork | 47% | 81 |
| #6 | Vege | 46% | 259 |
| #7 | Tomi Karjukoski | 44% | 70 |
| #8 | r42 super strong white | 43% | 258 |
| #9 | Lahamala | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vege | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | r42 super strong white | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ˢqⁿᵉ | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Lahamala | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | KriSUS | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r42 super strong white | 563 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Vege | 528 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | mork | 357 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tomi Karjukoski | 290 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | Viherjuoma | 225 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viherjuoma | +2.37 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | ˢqⁿᵉ | +1.43 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | kiisulonjanu | +1.06 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | Tomi Karjukoski | +0.82 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | r42 super strong white | +0.43 | 74 | 58 |





