








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1168 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1137 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1079 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,568 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiisulonjanu | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Viherjuoma | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | mork | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Jertzuu M57 | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Tomi Karjukoski | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dankkuli | 50% | 52 |
| #8 | r42 super strong white | 49% | 74 |
| #9 | Lahamala | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | Vege | 47% | 73 |
| #11 | KriSUS | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vege | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Dankkuli | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Lahamala | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | r42 super strong white | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | skrbl | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vege | 177 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | r42 super strong white | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dankkuli | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tomi Karjukoski | 58 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | skrbl | 54 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiisulonjanu | +4.52 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | skrbl | +4.07 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | mork | +2.99 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | Viherjuoma | +2.30 | 77 | 76 |
| #5 | Tomi Karjukoski | +0.56 | 72 | 69 |





