








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3553 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2393 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,394 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiisulonjanu | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | DUKE | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | KriSUS | 49% | 150 |
| #4 | r42 super strong white | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | Vege | 49% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KriSUS | 49% | 150 |
| #4 | r42 super strong white | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | Vege | 49% | 134 |
| #6 | Dankkuli | 47% | 81 |
| #7 | Lahamala | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r42 super strong white | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Dankkuli | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KriSUS | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Vege | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | DUKE | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r42 super strong white | 442 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Vege | 238 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dankkuli | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | DUKE | 121 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | KriSUS | 63 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mork | +1.16 | 67 | 71 |
| #2 | DUKE | +0.55 | 54 | 57 |
| #3 | r42 super strong white | -0.30 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | kiisulonjanu | -0.39 | 62 | 49 |
| #5 | Dankkuli | -0.66 | 60 | 52 |





