








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 22% |
| Smokes | 298 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 438 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 609 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,612 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murmeli | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | ✪ Laisk4 | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Disguised Monkey | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | tompaxxi | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Oispa dippii | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tompaxxi | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Disguised Monkey | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ Laisk4 | 52 | 0.51 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 41 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oispa dippii | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ MustaFalcon | +3.81 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | Disguised Monkey | +1.27 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Oispa dippii | -0.89 | 55 | 48 |
| #4 | tompaxxi | -1.63 | 39 | 66 |
| #5 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | -1.70 | 48 | 69 |





