








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4850 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2996 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2840 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3302 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,539 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | SwedishSloth | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | auqx | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | tommy | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | panam | 49% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panam | 989 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | auqx | 211 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | SwedishSloth | 176 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chug-a-Lug | 156 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | tommy | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lenny | +1.47 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | SwedishSloth | +1.15 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | sean. | +0.81 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | tommy | +0.68 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | auqx | +0.36 | 72 | 66 |





