








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5929 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6935 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4591 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6367 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,639 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flusha | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | arx- | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | lenny | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | tommy | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | azt | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azt | 482 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | flusha | 330 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | Food works | 268 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | lenny | 205 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | Xela | 182 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lenny | +1.90 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | SwedishSloth | +1.19 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | flusha | +0.71 | 79 | 80 |
| #4 | arx- | +0.63 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | tommy | +0.63 | 73 | 70 |





