








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 812 | 23% |
| Smokes | 937 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 856 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,643 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PavelKyrtsow | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Rotta | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Zeit | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | EnOle | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Eero | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zeit | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | EnOle | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Eero | 60% | 20 |
| #6 | Jus4 | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Lulu Ranne | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnOle | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Eero | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eero | 60 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zeit | 47 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rotta | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jus4 | 25 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lulu Ranne | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eero | +2.37 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Jus4 | +1.93 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | EnOle | +0.64 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Rotta | +0.61 | 52 | 72 |
| #5 | Zeit | -0.28 | 75 | 61 |





