








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1958 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3495 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 995 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2174 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,222 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tatsumaki | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | 你 | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | Pry | 60% | 102 |
| #4 | Mango | 59% | 74 |
| #5 | Heartworm | 58% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mango | +3.34 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Pry | +3.19 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | Goyard | +3.14 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | el_heffeh | +2.81 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | Tatsumaki | +1.62 | 64 | 76 |





