








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10206 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8004 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5129 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5161 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,715 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goyard | +4.53 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | Mango | +4.38 | 70 | 70 |
| #3 | Pry | +3.85 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | きたいくよ | +2.93 | 70 | 71 |
| #5 | el_heffeh | +2.65 | 77 | 54 |





