








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 778 | 39% |
| Smokes | 418 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 406 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 377 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,238 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akAWE | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Razin | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | thec | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Crack.exe | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akAWE | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Razin | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | thec | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Crack.exe | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | thec | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Razin | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | akAWE | 26 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | thec | 21 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Crack.exe | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | +3.64 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | thec | +2.08 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | n0tapz | +1.27 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | akAWE | -1.06 | 61 | 43 |
| #5 | Razin | -1.74 | 68 | 61 |





