








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 27% |
| Smokes | 597 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 736 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 488 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,620 of utility $280 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Floyd | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | n0tapz | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Razin | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 59% | 131 |
| #5 | thec | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | n0tapz | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Razin | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 59% | 131 |
| #5 | thec | 56% | 81 |
| #6 | SubokaJ | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 21 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Razin | 21 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | thec | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | John Floyd | 3 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | SubokaJ | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | 511 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | thec | 281 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Razin | 153 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | John Floyd | 59 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #5 | n0tapz | 47 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Floyd | +7.64 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | โก ๏ผบ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ โก | +6.17 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | n0tapz | +2.72 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | thec | -0.22 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | akAWE | -0.59 | 59 | 41 |





