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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 500 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 175 | 2% |
| Smokes | 2973 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2011 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,221,046 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | +10.19 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | Mil | +7.20 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Tapankaikki? | +6.02 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | -Levelubs- | +4.27 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | ribale | +3.35 | 55 | 76 |





