








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 37% |
| Smokes | 450 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 329 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,401 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whoopass | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | where u go i go | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | scoobydoo | 7 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | ♿tuna | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | can't aim | 3 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whoopass | +3.87 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | where u go i go | +2.18 | 74 | 39 |
| #3 | can't aim | -0.78 | 47 | 48 |
| #4 | ♿tuna | -1.88 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | sili cat | -2.09 | 48 | 46 |





