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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 357 | 32% |
| Smokes | 238 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 350 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 170 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,695 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carburetor technician1974 | 8 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | bombowiec | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Benjamin button | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | elite songbob23#TURKEYPEEK | 4 | 0.0541 |
| #5 | Ѵ∊NΦMzηأp∊R^^✖☠☢ | 3 | 0.0300 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elite songbob23#TURKEYPEEK | +9.83 | 95 | 45 |
| #2 | Ѵ∊NΦMzηأp∊R^^✖☠☢ | +7.22 | 92 | 43 |
| #3 | bombowiec | +1.66 | 29 | 41 |
| #4 | r*tard | +0.91 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | carburetor technician1974 | -1.04 | 20 | 48 |





