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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
91 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 89 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19 | 21% |
| Smokes | 16 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 28 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 26 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,510 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benjamin button | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | r*tard | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | bombowiec | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | carburetor technician1974 | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benjamin button | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | r*tard | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | bombowiec | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | carburetor technician1974 | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carburetor technician1974 | 4 | 0.0408 |
| #2 | r*tard | 4 | 0.0541 |
| #3 | Benjamin button | 3 | 0.0769 |
| #4 | bombowiec | 1 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carburetor technician1974 | 23 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | r*tard | 14 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | bombowiec | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Benjamin button | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elite songbob23#TURKEYPEEK | +5.34 | 92 | 42 |
| #2 | r*tard | +0.54 | 50 | 58 |
| #3 | bombowiec | -1.49 | 11 | 26 |
| #4 | carburetor technician1974 | -3.51 | 26 | 33 |
| #5 | Benjamin button | -4.25 | 6 | 65 |





