








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5256 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5397 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5529 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,755 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gFREDDO | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | Dog Days | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Outboardbiscuit | 54% | 102 |
| #4 | BeerDrinker56 | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | NinjaLiamJack | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gFREDDO | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | Dog Days | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Outboardbiscuit | 54% | 102 |
| #4 | BeerDrinker56 | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | NinjaLiamJack | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outboardbiscuit | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | BeerDrinker56 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | NinjaLiamJack | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | gFREDDO | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Dog Days | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outboardbiscuit | 256 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dog Days | 110 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | gFREDDO | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | NinjaLiamJack | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | BeerDrinker56 | 41 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outboardbiscuit | +1.15 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | RODDERS | +1.09 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | Dog Days | +0.96 | 89 | 68 |
| #4 | BeerDrinker56 | -0.20 | 86 | 31 |
| #5 | gFREDDO | -1.12 | 69 | 67 |





