








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1947 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1157 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1630 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,923 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | up | 58% | 106 |
| #2 | Fiyn | 52% | 99 |
| #3 | Isshen | 49% | 152 |
| #4 | jakobfrancis94 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Nubuddy | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Isshen | 49% | 152 |
| #4 | jakobfrancis94 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Nubuddy | 47% | 32 |
| #6 | Parcc | 46% | 84 |
| #7 | Uuno Nisu | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | up | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Isshen | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | jakobfrancis94 | 6 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | Parcc | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Fiyn | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isshen | 267 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Fiyn | 155 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | up | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Parcc | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Uuno Nisu | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remington James | +0.53 | 57 | 56 |
| #2 | Isshen | +0.19 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | Uuno Nisu | +0.16 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | Fiyn | -0.07 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | Parcc | -0.24 | 71 | 66 |





