








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2141 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2284 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3075 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,533 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | up | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | Fiyn | 53% | 145 |
| #3 | Parcc | 50% | 139 |
| #4 | Remington James | 49% | 152 |
| #5 | Uuno Nisu | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fiyn | 254 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Remington James | 156 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Uuno Nisu | 155 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Parcc | 124 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | up | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isshen | +0.56 | 50 | 61 |
| #2 | Fiyn | +0.37 | 55 | 63 |
| #3 | Remington James | +0.18 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | Parcc | +0.02 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | Uuno Nisu | -0.13 | 56 | 60 |





