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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 679 | 28% |
| Smokes | 668 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 599 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 501 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,015 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | HeadHunter:* | 56% | 52 |
| #10 | betmen | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | P. Diddy | 50% | 6 |
| #12 | Meitene Zeltene | 50% | 20 |
| #13 | Pensionars | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeadHunter:* | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ☭ ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ ☭ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ☭Kaimiņu Jurčiks☭ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RikiTan | +7.98 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | HeadHunter:* | +3.01 | 78 | 80 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | +2.20 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | ♥UwU♥ | +2.11 | 60 | 66 |
| #5 | MOLLYSSS | +0.19 | 23 | 42 |





