








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1570 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1372 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1187 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1147 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,837 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✓eL bo3bo3 | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | 12 | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | karan enjoyer | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Dec|k1m | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Mugii | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y. KxLviNN'je | 65 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | karan enjoyer | 53 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | 12 | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | why. im so high ! | 30 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✓eL bo3bo3 | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karan enjoyer | +5.13 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | why. im so high ! | +2.32 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | y. KxLviNN'je | +1.12 | 45 | 65 |
| #4 | ✓eL bo3bo3 | +1.01 | 68 | 39 |
| #5 | 12 | +0.82 | 53 | 78 |





