








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5818 | 42% |
| Smokes | 681 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 3442 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3942 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,140 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScaR-x-FacE | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | TheShroom | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Taaj | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | AyeeeJ | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | vicscu | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheShroom | +4.09 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | ScaR-x-FacE | +3.91 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | Taaj | +3.82 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Sawvereign | +3.42 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | Lae | +0.73 | 55 | 57 |





