








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13012 | 39% |
| Smokes | 10835 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 6743 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,055 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koala | 58% | 146 |
| #2 | 4our | 49% | 191 |
| #3 | Lae | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | Lord of The Pings | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Taaj | 46% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 4our | 49% | 191 |
| #3 | Lae | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | Lord of The Pings | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Taaj | 46% | 205 |
| #6 | AyeeeJ | 43% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AyeeeJ | 21 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | 4our | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Taaj | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Koala | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Lord of The Pings | 8 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taaj | 499 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | 4our | 298 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lae | 289 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Koala | 254 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Lord of The Pings | 240 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koala | +4.54 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Taaj | +3.71 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | Lord of The Pings | +2.92 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | vicscu | +0.04 | 42 | 72 |
| #5 | Lae | -0.37 | 52 | 58 |





