








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1185 | 26% |
| Smokes | 724 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1498 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1209 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,535 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fudge | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | jeeeeeeeeeko | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Darkas | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | s1lvi0 LFT | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | SQ PRIMEEEEEEE | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jeeeeeeeeeko | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Darkas | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | s1lvi0 LFT | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | SQ PRIMEEEEEEE | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | LEDZH1T;; | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEDZH1T;; | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Fudge | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEDZH1T;; | 56 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | s1lvi0 LFT | 34 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | jeeeeeeeeeko | 29 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | SQ PRIMEEEEEEE | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Darkas | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkas | +2.50 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | doxie ߷ | +1.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Fudge | +0.51 | 87 | 47 |
| #4 | LEDZH1T;; | +0.18 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | jeeeeeeeeeko | -1.11 | 75 | 63 |





