








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4542 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4307 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4509 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4520 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,592 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilzze | 80% | 46 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 77% | 31 |
| #3 | [𝗣𝗥𝗢] IRVEL | 75% | 32 |
| #4 | Wiedźmin | 73% | 74 |
| #5 | Dievas | 69% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dievas | 69% | 26 |
| #6 | Beater | 69% | 48 |
| #7 | sxcrifice21 | 62% | 53 |
| #8 | Darkas | 60% | 316 |
| #9 | ErUu | 60% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkas | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 11 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | sxcrifice21 | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Dilzze | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Dievas | 4 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkas | 542 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | sxcrifice21 | 308 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | Beater | 193 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Wiedźmin | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | [𝗣𝗥𝗢] IRVEL | 124 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beater | +3.45 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | sxcrifice21 | +2.29 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | [𝗣𝗥𝗢] IRVEL | +1.86 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | ErUu | +1.83 | 81 | 42 |
| #5 | Darkas | +1.76 | 82 | 59 |





